Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Fug Shot

Ah, kids. They grow up so fast these days. Sadly, a large portion of them aren't getting any wiser as they get older. The latest contestants in the low-self-esteem pageant are two girls in Wisconsin who got busted for soliciting horny dudes on Craigslist, then robbing them. When caught, one of the teens rejected the "pimp" slap, instead referring to herself as a "skank agent" (a distinction you'll recall was first argued in the landmark State Of California v. Huggy Bear case). Leave it to the bored farm girls to get caught up in semantics while selling their coochies to unsuspecting cheeseheads.

1 comment:

Joe Minkel said...

Alan, how about the lady in Pittsburgh who was a teacher of K-8 kids who supposedly wanted to have sex with males from her classes. I have no clue how old they were, but that's REALLY sick, because they aren't even in high school. I'm going to link it at the end of this post. Maybe you could run a blog post about this too. It's completely wrong and why these people feel this way is so perplexing. I think Howard Stern got it correct, if guys are into little girls, why didn't God make us have hair at birth, and lose it when we get old enough? Might change the pedophiles ideas of "cute" if a little girl is all hairy...

http://kdka.com/local/propel.charter.school.2.1344269.html