Saturday, May 23, 2009

I Guess Clean Water Will Have To Wait

Some of the the finest engineering minds in the world are sequestered at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, ostensibly working on some of society's most pressing issues. Evidently, they think a pimped-out bus shelter tops the list. It seems other humanitarian considerations have taken a backseat to the homeless toilet of the future. Finally, our mentally ill veterans will be able to check sports scores while taking a dump. What a gift from the nation they fought so hard to defend! And that touchscreen is going to look sweet covered in crudely-drawn penises and Vice Lords graffiti. Bravo, eggheads.

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