"On the day of Judgment, when God judges all other nations, St. Patrick will be the judge of the Irish."
Odd, when you consider the man wasn't Irish. There are all kinds of myth and legend associated with St. Patrick's Day, but it's the booze that brings us all together. Being from an Irish Catholic family that doesn't really drink (no wonder I'm so messed up) I've found that adulthood ushers in an appreciation of that confluence of alcohol and religion that is so hard-wired in the Irish. Then again, the Cox clan is large part Native American, so why I'm not a double-barrel alcoholic is beyond me.
Must be that luck o' the Irish. Slainte.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
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"JUST PRETEND TO LIKE ALAN'S BLOGS"
NO COMMENTS AT ALL ON HIS LAST 2 WORKS OF BRILLIANCE? WHAT GIVES MY FELLOW COX BROTHERS? YES, I LAUGH EVERYTIME I HEAR REPORTERS TALK ABOUT OBAMA'S PACKAGE! I'M SURE HE'S VERY WELL ENDOWED.
WE WILL ALL BE LAUGHING SOON WHILE BOILING OUR SHOES FOR BROTH OVER A NICE OPEN FIRE ON A STREET CORNER WHILE DODGING SMART BOMBS AS TERRORISTS LOVE TO ATTACK THE WEAK AND INJURED LIKE ANIMALS. THAT WILL BE HILARIOUS. READ MY LIPS PEOPLE, THE LESS GOVERNMENT THE BETTER!!!! BUT NO, WE ELECT A COMMUNIST WHO IS GOING TO DESTROY AMERICA BECAUSE THE MTV GENERATION KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HISTORY, ECONOMICS, OR VIRTUE, AND THINK HE'S HIP. GREAT GOIN MORONS. WELCOME TO THE FALL OF OUR NATION.
AND AS FAR AS NATIVE AMERICAN HEROES, COX IS DEFINATELY MY FAVORITE. I'M SURE THE REST OF HIS TRIBE ENJOYS BEING DEPICTED AS BEING A CULTURE THAT HAS AN EXTREMELY HIGH LEVEL OF ADDICTION PROBLEMS ALL MOST AS MUCH AS THE IRISH LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THAT SAME, FALSE, AND INSULTING GENERALIZATION. BOY, ALAN, (OR SHOULD I SAY TONTO COX?) YOU REALLY DELVED DEEP INTO THE TWO ABOVE CULTURES HARD-CORE TO HAVE WRITTEN SUCH A BRILLIANT BLOG ONCE AGAIN.IS YOUR INDIAN NAME "SLEEPING MULLET"?
HAPPY ST. PAT'S DAY TO YOU TOO!
LOVE YA BRO!
ASHTON MANCOW
OH, NOW BEFORE I CAN EVEN FINISH MY COMMENT, SLEEPING MULLET CHANGES
AND EDITS HIS BLOG. WILL YOU BE LEAVING IT THIS WAY? I THOUGHT IT WAS PERFECT BEFORE BUT I GOTTA SAY, NOW IT'S DOUBLE PERFECT! FINE, I'LL CHANGE MY TITLE TOO!
"THE ONE DAY WE ALL PRETEND TO LIKE SLEEPING MULLET'S BLOG"
I'M I THE ONLY GUY WHO READS MULLET BOY'S BLOGS?
REMEMBER,
FOR THOSE ABOUT TO PEBBLE, I SALUTE YE!
DID I MENTION THE ZIMMERMAN LETTER?
WELL, MY SHAMEN BROTHER,
AT LEAST YOU HAVE 2 COMMENTS NOW. SEE, SOMEBODY LOVES YOU.
ASHTON MANCOW
SLAINTE.
WOW DENNIS MILLER! THANK GOD YOU CAME UP WITH A USE FOR THAT WORD. MY GOD LAD! YOU ARE A FRICKING GENIUS!
THERE, NOW YOU HAVE 3 COMMENTS!
ASHTON'S KUTCHIE
A.K.A. MANCOW
ZIMMERMAN SLAINTE
TOP THAT!
WELCOME TO THE G-FUNK ERA,
G-FUNK STEP TO THAT I DARE YA!
PEBBLE AND ROLL ISN'T NOISE POLLUTION
Will you just shut the fuck up already?
No one cares what you think about Alan's blog. Trust me, Alan doesn't even give a shit. You are wasting your time.
Keep your negative energy and bullshit to yourself. If you hate it all so much, why do you continue to read it? - Seriously, don't answer, no one cares about that either.
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