Monday, March 9, 2009

Putting The "Pus" in "Campus"

I thought my girlfriend was joking about the herpes/beer pong hoax, but the story put colleges on alert nationwide. Remember back in the day, when gettin' the herp was simply the product of good old-fashioned frat house date-rapes?

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alan it's time you come back to the Burgh! I mean Radio sucks here! Come back Come back Come back NOW Mother Fucker!

Anonymous said...

Get Sirius. That would be a far wiser choice.

Anonymous said...

I THOUGHT I WAS DONE COMMENTING ON E.T. FINGER MULLET BOY AND THEN I SEE HIS ADD ON VOICE-OVER 123. HI, I'M ALAN COX AND I CAN DO A MALE MIDDLE-AGE VOICE AS WELL AS YOUNG MALE VOICE. MALE, MALE, MALE!!!!!! SEE WHAT I MEANT IN MY LAST (GO ASK CLINTON) BLOG ADDITION. I'M MALE-YATTA YATTA ZIMMERMANN LETTER, MALE BLAH BLAH. NOW SERIOUSLY MULLET BOY, YOU ARE LIKE 25 YEARS OLD, MALE, AND YOU CAN DO A YOUNG MALE VOICE AS WELL AS MIDDLE AGED? I HOPE SO. SO CAN ANY MALE 25 YEAR OLD. WHAT, YOU CAN'T DO ELDERLY OR TODDLER??? WITH ALL YOUR MALE TALENT? OH, I BET YOU COULD. I HAVE FAITH IN YOU. YOU DEFINATELY PUT THE PUS IN NOT ONLY CAMPUS BUT EVERYTHING. I COULD GO ON FOREVER. YOU BELONG IN A LANFORD FACTORY ENTERTAINING OTHER MALE ASSEMBLY LINE WORKERS! HEY BOYS, WANNA HEAR ME SAY ZIMMERMAN LETTER IN A MIDDLE -AGED VOICE, WELL, WAIT HERE, I GOTTA GO LEAK MY E.T. FINGER! WELL MULLET BOY, YOU DEFINATELY PUT THE BROAD IN BROAD-CASTING.DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!!! LOVE,
TROLL THE OUTDOOR'S WOMAN
GO AHEAD JEN, WHAT DID I SPELL WRONG?

Anonymous said...

Well, I don't know, but Alan is 38. Go figure.

Jen in PGH

Anonymous said...

JEN, YOUR SO SEXY WHEN YOU CORRECT ME.

Anonymous said...

Man... I wanted to stay out of this nonsense, but for real? Anonymous? First of all, you are a complete liar. I don't believe for one second that you are either a woman or living in Chicago. You SCREAM "Pittsburgh Hater" so clear it's disturbing. You probably do a lot of work on The Voy Forum, I'm sure. You're obsession with Alan and his hair is laughable. You should probably spend more time on YOUR failing broadcasting career than reading Alan's blog. Wow. Why does he provoke such hatred in you? Oh, I know, because he probably fucked your girlfriend while he was the Justin Timberlake of Pittsburgh...

It's time to move on,Troll!

Love always,

The Virgin Mary

Anonymous said...

I'm kind of starting to like the troll.

Jen in PGH

Anonymous said...

Goddammit!!!


I DID NOT SAY THAT!!!

the real Jen in PGH, you motherfuckers.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SMOKES SISTER!
THE LANGUAGE! I AM THE REAL ALPHABETIZED TROLL OUTDOOR'S WOMAN AND I HAVEN'T BEEN ON IN 3 DAYS. SOMEONE IMPERSONATED ME TO IMPERSONATE YOU! PLEASE LET'S AT LEAST BE OURSELVES HERE!NO GAMES HERE. ANYWAY , LOOK FOREWARD TO MY NEXT BLOG UNDER ALAN'S LATEST COMMENT. THIS IS REALLY TROLLBLOGSPOT.COM YA KNOW!STAY TUNED.
"SOILED TASKS COMPLETED AT AFFORDABLEY KIND AND PEANUT-LIKE AMOUNTS" BY: TROLL