Please Let This Cause Brain Damage

When I was a kid, they were still making candy cigarettes; the "smoke" was just powder that you blew out of the candy. It was a bit of harmless fun. Mimicking adult bad behavior is a cornerstone of childhood and kids know the admonition, "smoking doesn't make you look cool" is a crock. Of course, it makes you look cool. If it didn't, no one would ever buy their first pack. But if you're gonna follow the yellow-toothed road to lung disease as an adult, man up and do it.

There's nothing even remotely cool about this.