There Is Nothing To Attack

Easter break next week for my son. I'm not sure how perturbed I should be that he's been inducted by my 20-year-old sister into World Of Warcraft and is constantly conferring with her over their respective strategies. If the kid wasn't so goddamn smart, I'd be more inclined to be a stick-in-the-mud about it because the allure of WOW is entirely lost on me. But I figure, in ten years (when spring break means tequila shooters and the clap in Cozumel) he'll have some cool memories of slaying the undead with his aunt.